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So Andy Murray has finally made a Grand Slam final. Everybody in Britain is proud of you Andy.

Except Tim Henman who thinks you are a Cunt.
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Andy Murray - Tagged henman , murray , tennis  - Current Score: 148 - Added: 4 months ago

I wish Andy Murray would become more consistent.

I can't make up my mind whether he's a British sporting hero, or a miserable Scottish cunt.
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Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Andy Murray - Tagged murray  - Current Score: 96 - Added: 4 months ago

Seen the sports pages today -

'Murray gunned down by Federer'

Pity he wasn't gunned down with his classmates 12 years ago, miserable Scottish cunt that he is.
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Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Andy Murray - Tagged murray , miserable , dunblane  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months ago

England winning the footie.
Andy Murray is going to beat Nadal.

I can't wait to watch the Amir Khan fight I taped last night to see if my Treble has come up.
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged amir khan , betting treble , england , murray  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 months ago

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