Why are black people so strong? TVs are getting heavier.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to extend your arm and smack the cunt!

One day a bus driver was in his bus when the biggest man he had ever seen got on. The giant looked at the driver and said: "Big John doesn't pay", and took his seat on the bus. The bus driver was only a little man and he didn't want to argue. This happened for several days. After a week , the bus driver was beginning to get a little angry. Everybody else paid, so why not the big man? So the driver went to the gym and started a course of body-building. He didn't want to get frightened of Big John any more. Three weeks later the driver had strong muscles and was feeling very fit. At the usual stop, Big John got on. "Big John doesn't pay", he said. But this time the driver was prepared for him. He got up and said : "Oh, yeah? And why doesn't Big John pay?" "Because Big John has got a bus pass" , the man replied.

My son was looking through the family album and asked my wife, “who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That's your father,” she replied. “Well, who the hell's that old bald-headed, fat bloke who lives with us now?”

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