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| "Three Knifed At Urban Music Awards" should read... "Surprisingly Little Violence Amongst a Large Gathering of Blacks" |    |
Joke by goonerphil, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged knife , blacks , music - Current Score: 681 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was in London yesterday when I saw Sting. I said, "Hey, you're Sting! I've got all your records!" I'd love to see his face when he gets home and realises I've burgled him. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Burglar - Tagged burgler , sting , theft , music - Current Score: 227 - Added: 5 months ago
| Two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving? The police. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , police , car , chav , drive , driving , radio , music - Current Score: 193 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| What was Michelle McManus' favourite musical instrument at school? The dinner bell. | |
Joke by drumchapelbhoy, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged fat , michelle mcmanus , school , dinner , music - Current Score: 184 - Added: 6 months ago
| Gary Glitter has decided to return to music. This time he is to get involved with classical composing. So far he's composed one song, entitled 'Deep'. Or, more precisely, 'Deep in A Minor'. | |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , classical , minor , music , underage , child , paedophile - Current Score: 103 - Added: 4 months ago
| As for Elton John being a great musician- I agree. But while he's the greatest on the piano, I hear he sucks on the organ. | |
Joke by freddie_fuckface, in Celebrity and news events > George Michael - Tagged george michael , gay , music - Current Score: 97 - Added: 9 months ago
| A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants. A company spokesperson declares this a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening to them. | |
Joke by darylsws, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged music , breasts , women - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I went into a record shop and asked, "do you have anything by the Doors?" The assistant said, "yes, a fire extinguisher and a bucket of sand." | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged music , shop - Current Score: 85 - Added: 1 year ago
| Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Gamer And Real World - Tagged computer , games , computer games , gamer , pacman , pac man , game , gaming , kids , drugs , music , electronic , marcus brigstocke - Current Score: 62 - Added: 11 months ago
| Noel Gallagher has had a rant about The X Factor and says the ITV show has 'absolutely nothing to do with music'. Its taken you four series to realise this Noel, not the sharpest person in Manchester are you? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , noel gallagher , music - Current Score: 47 - Added: 3 months ago
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