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| I've just been to a Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but, fuck me, the pass the parcel was quick! |    |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , bomb , games - Current Score: 1191 - Added: 1 year ago
| British weather: it's just like a Muslim, either Sunni or Shi'ite. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged british , muslim , weather - Current Score: 972 - Added: 10 months ago
| End Political Correctness... ...Kill a Muslim! | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , pc , politically correct , bomb , kaboom , bang , terrorists , muslims - Current Score: 712 - Added: 6 months ago
| I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty. Now I've got the fucking Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy. | |
Joke by bnmatt, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged muslim , mohammed , sudan , teddy - Current Score: 640 - Added: 7 months ago
| A muslim dies and finds himself infront of St Peter at the gates of heaven. "Hey, what's going on here, where am i?", he asks St Peter. "Welcome to the afterlife", St Peter replies. "No, no this isn't right. i want to speak to the prophet mohammed, right away". "Would you like a capuccino?" asks St Peter. "No! i want to speak to the prophet mohammed", replies the muslim. "Well, you can talk to Jesus if you want", says St Peter, and goes off to find him "Jesus, i don't understand what's going on here", the muslim says, "i want to speak to the prophet mohammed". "Would you like a capuccino?". "No, I want to speak to the prophet! Now" "Well, you can talk to God if you like", says Jesus. This appears acceptable to the muslim and off they go. Jesus lets the muslim into a big room and leaves him. After a few moments there is a puff of smoke and God appears. "Yes, what seems to be the problem here", booms God. The muslim is very worked up by now, "Look, i don't get what's happened here, i want to talk to the prophet mohammed!" "Would you like a capuccino?". "Ok, ok," says the muslim, "i'll have a fucking capuccino, now will someone please let me speak to the prophet mohammed" "Two cappuccinos, mohammed", says God | |
Joke by theblueoysterbar, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , heaven , god , dead , suicide , cunts - Current Score: 282 - Added: 7 months ago
| After it emerged that a man locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and inflicted beatings and rape, the world reacted with shock upon hearing the news. All except the Muslim community who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. | |
Joke by chickenmadras, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged cellar , beatings , rape , muslim - Current Score: 238 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| A Muslim woman knocked on my front door last night - I spoke to her through the letterbox............ See how she fucking likes it! | |
Joke by Racistbastard, in Religion and racism > Arabs - Tagged arab , woman , racist , muslim , burqa - Current Score: 234 - Added: 1 year ago
| Political correctness gone mad! I'm advertising for a new job at my company and so in the advert I politely put "Muslims and Jews need not apply." Muslims are generally cool about it, Jews don't care - it's just those fuckers from the council who are round straight away threatening me with a court summons for active racial discimination. Stupid, dopey bastards. I'm a pork butcher, for fuck's sake. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , muslims , jew , jews , pork butcher , political correctness , council , humourous true story - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 month ago
| Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek? It's set in an ideal future. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged star trek , muslim - Current Score: 214 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What is all the fuss about Islamic head-scarfs in schools? Surely, if you are a devout enough Muslim to want your daughter to wear the head-scarf, you would be devout enough not to want to educate women? | |
Joke by jos0hgmi, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , women , scarf , education - Current Score: 208 - Added: 2 months ago
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