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| Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!! |    |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged muslim , bomb , games , birthday , party - Current Score: 1528 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| British weather: it's just like a Muslim; either Sunni or Shi'ite. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged british , muslim , weather - Current Score: 1205 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old? Because he was a paedophile. | |
Joke by tgs, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , muslim , paedo , married , islam , aisha , mohammed , little girl - Current Score: 1058 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| End Political Correctness... ...Kill a Muslim! | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , pc , politically correct , bomb , kaboom , bang , terrorists , muslim - Current Score: 748 - Added: 9 months, 28 days ago
| End Political Correctness... ...Kill a Muslim! | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , pc , politically correct , bomb , kaboom , bang , terrorists , muslim - Current Score: 748 - Added: 9 months, 28 days ago
| I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty. Now I've got the fucking Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy. | |
Joke by bnmatt, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged muslim , mohammed , sudan , teddy - Current Score: 736 - Added: 11 months ago
| There's an old saying: An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But nowadays most doctors seem to be Muslim so I find that bacon is far more effective. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , doctors , apples , bacon - Current Score: 521 - Added: 2 months ago
| So, Gary Glitter likes to have sex with six-year-old girls, doesn't like having his picture in the papers, and is always insisting that everyone join his gang. Is it just me, or does anyone else think he's the reincarnation of the Prophet Mohammed? | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedo , muslim , mohammed - Current Score: 446 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? None: they'll complain to the authorities that changing lightbulbs is against their religion and our stupid fucking government will lap it all up and change the whole country's lifestyle so we can compensate for those lazy, sweaty, filthy, miserable, benefit thieving, rag-head Paki cunts! | |
Joke by hoathst, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , muslim - Current Score: 430 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| I was surprised how British Muslims reacted to the Danish cartoons. I thought: "How can you get this worked up about a cartoon?" But then I remembered how angry I was when they gave Scooby Doo a nephew. | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged muslim , scooby doo , scrappy doo , ta dadada ta daaa puppy power , lemme at em ill splat em - Current Score: 429 - Added: 3 months ago
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