Tag: muslims - Sickipedia

Browsing tag: muslims
Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest

Page 1 of 4 - Next Page

End Political Correctness...

...Kill a Muslim!

Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , pc , politically correct , bomb , kaboom , bang , terrorists , muslims - Current Score: 711 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago

Why don't Muslims drink alcohol?

It might give the cunts a sense of humour.

Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims , cunts , twats , guests , are - Current Score: 338 - Added: 4 months ago

How many Muslims can you fit on a Boeing 747 ?

Who cares - when they get out of the fucking country we can have a beer to celebrate

Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims , boeing 747 , beer - Current Score: 241 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago

Political correctness gone mad!

I'm advertising for a new job at my company and so in the advert I politely put "Muslims and Jews need not apply." Muslims are generally cool about it, Jews don't care - it's just those fuckers from the council who are round straight away threatening me with a court summons for active racial discimination. Stupid, dopey bastards. I'm a pork butcher, for fuck's sake.

Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , muslims , jew , jews , pork butcher , political correctness , council , humourous true story - Current Score: 227 - Added: 4 weeks ago

I keep hearing about all these muslim teenagers being brainwashed.

Well, at least that's one part of their body that won't smell.

Joke by olliebey, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged pakis , muslims , smell , shit - Current Score: 180 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Scientists have warned that 260,000 Muslims could die as a result of global warming.
On a more serious note my dog's got fleas.

Joke by andino, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims , global warming - Current Score: 167 - Added: 10 months ago

Yesterday I made a comment in which I referred to a Muslim as a "pigfucker." I now realise that this was deeply offensive and totally unjustified. The implication that anyone could lower themselves to have sex with a creature considered to be unclean, disgusting and downright immoral, is unjustifiable and offensive and as such I wish to offer a full apology to any pigs who might have been listening.

Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims , muslim , paki , pakis , pig , pigs , pigfucker , offensive , racist , racism , fuck - Current Score: 133 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago

I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice.
I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.
The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "
No, I said- I think he's an atheist.

Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , muslims , terrorist , terrorism , islam , dog , vet , staffordshire bull terrier , paki , pakis , pakistanis , brown , atheist - Current Score: 132 - Added: 2 months ago

Minority groups are campaigning for more Muslim families to be in Eastenders.

That would be too far fetched though - everyone knows that Muslims wouldn't go near a soap.

Joke by Spuggy, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims - Current Score: 115 - Added: 2 months ago

I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on Migration to the UK?"

7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing.
12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing.
And 81% of people asked didn't speak English.

Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , niggers , blacks , pakis , black , paki , chinese , chinks , asians , muslims , migrants , immigration , london - Current Score: 115 - Added: 3 months ago

Page 1 of 4 - Next Page