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| Muslim extremists commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins. I just go down the local primary school. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged muslims , paedophile - Current Score: 274 - Added: 3 months ago
| I can understand why Muslims are so highly motivated to carry out terrorist attacks, they are promised 72 virgins when they go to heaven. A fine reward, I'm sure we'll all agree. But for those virgins... heaven isn't exactly what they expected is it? "You be a good little girl, you must always wear a burka, you must always wear a veil. You may not go to school, you may not get a job, you may not learn to read, you may not vote, drive, dance, play games or listen to music. You must live a life of absolute humility and celibacy. Then when you die you will go to heaven... ....where you will be raped by evil terrorists and be their sex slave for the rest of eternity." | |
Joke by ferret, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged muslims , islam , terrorists , 911 , 72 virgins , suicide bombers , sex slave , rape - Current Score: 220 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I try to avoid buying into this "Americans are stupid" stereotype but, for fuck's sake, sometimes it is hard not to. Apparently one of the questions FBI Interrogators ask al Qaeda suspects is, "Have you ever successfully carried out a suicide bombing?" | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , americans , dumb , stupid , al quida , terrorist , suicide bomber , muslims - Current Score: 174 - Added: 2 days ago
| Christmas, the "Season of Peace and Goodwill to all men," isn't celebrated by Muslims. Surprise surprise. | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged musilm , peace , paki , muslims - Current Score: 173 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Apparently, global warming will eventually kill over 6 million muslims... But on a more serious note, my snowman's just melted. | |
Joke by Ken-Ko, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged muslims , snowman , global warming - Current Score: 135 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| The muslims claiming that dogs are unclean. | |
Joke by 9 Star, in Celebrity and news events > Im A Celebrity - Tagged muslims - Current Score: 69 - Added: 2 months ago
| Nice to see the credit crunch hasn't affected the Gaza strip, with the Jews even shelling out on their neighbours. At Christmas time too. Shalom! | |
Joke by leozam, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged credit crunch , gaza , jews , hamas , muslims , christmas - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 week ago
| I really feel for the Muslims. I mean, if I had to suppress my sexual urges like they have to, I'd probably explode... | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged muslims , muslim , islam , suicide bombers , sexual , explode - Current Score: 40 - Added: 3 months ago
| How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? 25. 3 to puzzle over the technology of a lightbulb whilst wiggling their bottoms in the air 5 times a day, 3 to think more about it whilst wiggling their bottoms in the air 5 times a day, 3 to think really, really hard about how a lighbulb works whilst wiggling their bottoms in the air 5 times a day, then 3 muslims to decide that lightbulbs are evil infidel technology, four muslims to destroy the lightbulb, 2 to kill the people who sold the lightbulb, 3 to kill everyone at the lightbulb factory and three muslims to blow themselves up when the ambulances come to tend the wounded. Finally, the 25th Muslim has to jump up and down screaming about how Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance. | |
Joke by MeeHee, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged muslims , lightbulbs - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months ago
| Osama Bin Laden is still missing but, with all the stress of being a world renowned terrorist, the British Forces are just patiently waiting because, when he forgets to tax his car, he's fucked. | |
Joke by 4BALLBAZ, in Celebrity and news events > Osama Bin Laden - Tagged osama bin laden , dvla , british army , tax , brown , muslims , arabs , raghead - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months ago
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