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| Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day...... There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer... He opens his mouth and says. 'I would like to buy a pair of Sunglasses.' If you got this wrong, please turn off your computer and call it a day. I've got mine shutting down right now. (You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer.) |    |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged blind , mute - Current Score: 188 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| I asked my deaf/mute neighbour to stop parking his car on my drive. He got quite angry,you should have seen the language. | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > Deaf And Dumb - Tagged mute , neighbour , car , park , drive , angry , language - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago
| A man was sitting in a pub and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender turned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and said, ‘Now cut that out! I warned you!’ and promptly threw the group out. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, ‘If I’ve told them once, I’ve told them a hundred times; NO SINGING IN THE PUB!' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Illness and mortality > Deaf And Dumb - Tagged deaf , mute , dumb , pub , bar , sign - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month ago
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