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| One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." |    |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged naked , guy , jogging , shagging , my , wife - Current Score: 76 - Added: 9 months ago
| My wife told me she wanted more freedom and more room to grow.. .. so we're expanding the kitchen. | |
Joke by Wolfzfang, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged my , wife , sucks , dick , like , a , donkey , on , crack - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months ago
| My missus was getting suspicious as I spent quite a bit of time with my mate and said that he's rubbing off on me. I told her not to be silly but then I started to notice the crusty stains. Filthy bastard. | |
Joke by mangiballs, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , on , my , clothes - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 week ago
| How does every Alzheimer's joke start? Doesn't really matter, we all know how they bloody end. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged memories , like , the , corners , of , my , mind - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months ago
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