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| Why do women keep telling me to 'go fuck myself'? Surely they've realised that if I could fuck myself, I wouldn't be putting my hands up their skirts in the first place. |    |
Joke by munkybars, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged go , fuck , myself , women , skirts , hands - Current Score: 379 - Added: 3 months ago
| A wife says to her husband, "you make love like you decorate." Her husband replies, "what, very slow and professional?" "No," she replies, "I have to finish myself." | |
Joke by dlp100, in Sex and shit > Husband - Tagged decorate , husband , myself - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months ago
| My mother-in-law was always nagging. She said I would never make anything of myself. So I strangled her and made myself a murderer. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged nagging , myself , murder , strangled - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months ago
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