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The Paki's Prayer....

Our Father who art in Bradford,

Patel be thy name,

Thy curry come,

Thy stinging bum,

On earth as it is in Rochdale,

Give us this day our daily naan,

And forgive us our smell,

And help those that hold our smell against us,

For thine is the prayer mat,

The Nissan Almera,

For ever & ever,

AHMED
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Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged almera , naan , prayer , curry , ahmed  - Current Score: 42 - Added: 6 months ago

The contestants in Big Brother India are said to be gutted that Jade Goody was diagnosed with cervical cancer and had to leave the show immediately.

They had been looking forward to pissing in her curry and wiping their arses on her naan bread.
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged pissing , goody , naan , curry , big brother  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months ago

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