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| Nag, nag, nag. My wife even nags during sex... She keeps ringing me up and saying, "where the fuck are you?" |    |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Nagging - Tagged nagging , sex , wife - Current Score: 217 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was seeing this girl for a couple of years... and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." "Why are you following me?" "Get out of my bushes." | |
Joke by ferret, in Sex and shit > Stalking - Tagged stalker , nagging - Current Score: 184 - Added: 2 months ago
| if a woman is nagging in the woods and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound? | |
Joke by squid83, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , nagging - Current Score: 109 - Added: 5 months ago
| My mother-in-law was always nagging. She said I would never make anything of myself. So I strangled her and made myself a murderer. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged nagging , myself , murder , strangled - Current Score: 70 - Added: 5 months ago
| I picked up a fit girl last night - we fucked and fucked and came in a screaming mutual orgasm. But as soon as the sex was finished, the nagging and whining started. We'd woken my wife up. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Cheating - Tagged wife , bitch , moan , moaning , nag , nagging , complain , cheating , sex , orgasm , loud , pick up , hot - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| My girlfriend said to me the other day "I want to help you, but you never even talk to me, let alone tell me whats wrong. Sometimes I feel as if you're building a brick wall around yourself." I corrected her by saying that it was actually sound resistant foam, and that I was building it around her. That should shut her the hell up. | |
Joke by cb, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriends , nagging , always moaning , never stop talking , cyanide and happiness - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months ago
| I wish my wife would get schizophrenia so she can spend all day nagging herself. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged shizophrenia , wife , nag , nagging - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months ago
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