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| The other day I read in the paper, "A woman has been murdered in Manchester, by a 38 year old man who has not been named." I thought, "38 years old and he still hasn't been named? What's everyone been calling him all these years?" |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged name , named , murder , paper , news - Current Score: 108 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| When I was fucking this girl last night, she called out my brother's name instead of mine. What did I expect though? They'd been married 20 years. | |
Joke by millerSMASH, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged name , brother , married - Current Score: 95 - Added: 9 months ago
| I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged crossword , invented , name - Current Score: 85 - Added: 1 year ago
| A man goes to the doctor for his test results. The doctor says, 'Mr Smith, do you want the good news or the bad news?' 'Give me the bad news please Doc' he replies. 'OK then' says the doctor, 'you're going to die in 48 hours.' The man is shocked and says, 'well, what's the bloody good news?' The doctor replies, 'we're naming a disease after you.' | |
Joke by electrohouseman, in Illness and mortality > Disease - Tagged disease , doctor , bad news , results , name - Current Score: 74 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| Surely any couple who name their child "Baby P" must be a bit strange.....why didn't the social services act straight away? | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Celebrity and news events > baby p - Tagged baby , p , name , strange - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 week ago
| A blonde called Margaret Shithouse decides she has lived long enough with her embarrassing name, so she goes to the solicitors to change her name by deed poll. The solicitor asks "What would you like it changed to?" She replies "Samantha" | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged solicitors , deed , poll , name , change - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short. | |
Joke by rob_, in Jokes with no home > Double Meaning - Tagged miles , kilometres , short , name - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the most popular name for a dog in Korea? Starters | |
Joke by Gobshite, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged dog , name , korea - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The capital of Pakistan is Islamabad. Clue's in the fuckin' name! | |
Joke by Exu, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged muslim , islam , paki , pakistan , capital , clue , name - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I'm a bit of a name down my local pub. Unfortunately, it's a bit of the name "Scunthorpe". | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Pub - Tagged pub , name , scunthorpe - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months ago
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