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| The other day I read in the paper, "A woman has been murdered in Manchester, by a 38 year old man who has not been named." I thought, "38 years old and he still hasn't been named? What's everyone been calling him all these years?" |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged name , named , murder , paper , news - Current Score: 108 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| I'm going to name my kids as soon as they're born. All these kids who "have not been named" by the time they reach adulthood, always turn out to be murderers. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged name , named , kids , children , murder , murderer - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
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