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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers.
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Joke by schlong69, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged flinstones , niggers , black , names  - Current Score: 108 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

What do Kermit the frog and Henry the eighth have in common?

They both have the same middle name.
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Joke by mike22, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged the , names , henry the eighth , kermit  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 3 months ago

What does a Polish groom give to his bride that's long and hard?

His surname.
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Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged names  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months ago

I've just got a letter back from the organisers of a competition to come up with new Mr Men characters.

Apparently Messrs Rapy, Stabby, Fiddly and Thievy "aren't appropriate".

They weren't massively keen on Little Miss Groomed either.
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Joke by Tubbyboy, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged mr men , names  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months ago

Three woman and their children go on a TV show to see a psychologist to try and cut out their addictions.
The psychologist says that he will be able to say what their addiction is before they have said anything, just by the name of their children.
The first woman's child is called Charlie so the doctor says she's a coke addict.
The second woman's child is called Candy, so the doctor says she must be addicted to sweets.
Before the doctor could get to the third woman, she whispers in her son's ear, "come on, Dick, I think it's time to go."
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Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > Addictions - Tagged dick , names , children , woman , psychologist , addict , addiction  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months ago

What do you call a paki in a skip ? ?

Rumajin.
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Joke by Lovelace, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , names  - Current Score: 2 - Added: 11 months ago

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