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An inmate at an asylum proclaimed loudly:"I am Napoleon!"
"How do you know?"asks a fellow inmate.
"God told me." he replied smugly
A voice from next door shouted "I did fucking not!"
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Joke by salmon337, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged napoleon , napolean , god , asylum , inmate , insane , mental  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

I went to a fancy dress party the other night. I wore an old 1800's French Emperor's uniform and a rucksack.

I went as Napoleon Blownapart
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Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Fancy Dress - Tagged napoleon , rucksack , french , fancy , uniform  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months ago

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