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| A woman visits her doctor complaining of a strange feeling in her lower stomach. The doctor examines her and states; "Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time." "Am I pregnant?" she gasped. "That is wonderful news!" "I'm afraid not," replied the doctor. "You have bowel cancer." |    |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged bowel cancer , nappies , preganant , doctor , nappy , cancer , bowel , news - Current Score: 400 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| Politicians and babies' nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly,and for the same reason | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > Politics - Tagged nappies , politicianshouse of fun - Current Score: 53 - Added: 11 months ago
| What's brown, soft and found in babies nappies? Michael Jackson's hand. | |
Joke by pdf1, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedophile , nappies - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| It was my son's birthday yesterday so I bought him his first pint. He was in a right state: sick everywhere. When I got him home, he vomited all over his sheets and shit himself. The wife went fucking crazy. Still, good job he's still in nappies. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged son , birthday , pint , sick , vomited , sheets , nappies - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month ago
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