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A woman visits her doctor complaining of a strange feeling in her lower stomach. The doctor examines her and states;

"Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."

"Am I pregnant?" she gasped. "That is wonderful news!"

"I'm afraid not," replied the doctor, "you have bowel cancer."
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Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged bowel cancer , nappies , preganant , doctor , nappy , cancer , bowel , news  - Current Score: 348 - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago

How do you tell when an Indian boy becomes a man?

When the nappy goes from the arse to the head......
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Joke by ged, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged indian , nappy , raghead  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months ago

What do you do when you've just had a baby?

Put it's nappy back on
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Joke by BBQ SAUCE, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged baby , nappy , paedophile  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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