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Why does NASA always send a woman on Shuttle missions?

They weigh 25 pounds less than an automatic dishwasher!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gonad, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged nasa , woman , dishwasher  - Current Score: 163 - Added: 9 months ago

NASA are planning to send the first black astronaut into space.

The crew of the International Space Station where he will be heading are said to be unable to get a decent shine on their boots.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , space , nasa  - Current Score: 40 - Added: 4 months ago

When NASA first started sending astronauts into space, they realised that ball-point pens wouldn't work in zero gravity.

A million dollar investment and two years of test resulted in a pen that could write in space, upside-down, on almost any surface and at temperatures from sub-zero to 300 degrees.

When confronted with the same problem the Russians took a pencil.

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Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged nasa , space , pen , pencil , russian , myth  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

NASA released a press statement this morning. Apparently they thought the heat had died down in the last seven years, so they want to give the "Let's see if females make good pilots?" experiment another go.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fabus, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged women , flying , 911 , american , nasa  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months ago

NASA needs some help with a crossword.

Apparently they can't get Seven Down.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Jonax, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged nasa , space , shuttle , columbia , crossword  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Why does NASA drink Sprite?

Because they can't get Seven Up		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged nasa , space shuttle  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What's NASA's official drink?

Seven Up on the rocks with a splash of Teacher's.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged nasa , space shuttle , christa mcauliffe  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What do NASA, Tylenol and a sealion have in common?

They're all looking for a tight seal.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by thedevilmademedoit, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged nasa , space shuttle , challenger , tylenol , seal , adamski  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

A 3 foot long penis has been found on a beach in Florida.

NASA scientists think it is a Shuttlecock.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged nasa , space shuttle , cocks  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Where did Christa McAuliffe's husband spend the summer?

On the Florida beaches looking for a piece of ass.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged nasa , space shuttle , christa mcauliffe  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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