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| First time I saw Karen Matthews I said "Waynetta Slob's let herself go". |    |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen matthews , ugly , chav , filthy , fat , fatty , minger , scabs , slag , sick , nasty , harry enfield character - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I was getting ready to go out when I noticed a nasty smell. At first I thought it was me but then I relaxed. I realised that I needed some more quicklime in the cellar. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Murder - Tagged nasty , smell , quicklime , cellar - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 months ago
| Did you hear about Helen keller´s donkey? Neither did she. | |
Joke by shirley temple, in Celebrity and news events > Helen Keller - Tagged nasty - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| My girlfriend is disgusting. She's dirty, her teeth and hair are manky, and she smells bad too. But I still can't stop digging her up. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged girlfriend , ugly , smelly , scum , dirty , stinks , teeth , nasty , disgusting , dead , necrophile , grave , pussy - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month ago
| How do you know God has a sense of humour? He invented Down Syndrome. | |
Joke by TGS, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged god , utter , nasty , bastard , down , downs , syndrome , humour , well he started it - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months ago
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