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| Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged nature , impotence - Current Score: 79 - Added: 9 months, 3 days ago
| A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot but, in the process, she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband, "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussy willows." The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged golf , pussy , husband , wife , nature , mother , ball - Current Score: 64 - Added: 10 months, 9 days ago
| Apparently, in about 70 years there will be no more newborn kids that are naturally ginger. See, even Mother Nature hates them. | |
Joke by charlieeee, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged new , born , natural , mother , nature - Current Score: 41 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| My mate's new girlfriend is a big nature lover. Pretty fucking generous considering what nature's done for her. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , nature - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| Premature ejaculation: nature's cruelest compliment. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Premature Ejaculation - Tagged premature ejaculation , nature - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| Necrophilia: nature's way of telling you your love life's gone stale. | |
Joke by daftlad, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged nature , necrophilia , love life - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 days ago
| How do we know that teenagers with knives isn't just mother nature keeping the population down? | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > teenagers - Tagged knives , hoodies , gangs , kids , nature , mother - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
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