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| I want Santa's job... because he knows where all the naughty girls are! |    |
Joke by shutuppayouface, in Religion and racism > Christmas - Tagged santa claus , job , naughty , girls - Current Score: 191 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My dad walked in on me once when I was doing something naughty in my bedroom and he just sighed, said "you'll go blind if you keep doing that!", and walked out. So I stopped trying to poke myself in the eye with a pencil and had a wank instead. | |
Joke by duplicate, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged naughty , pencil , poke , blind , wank - Current Score: 85 - Added: 6 months ago
| When I was a kid I was so naughty once that my dad made me stay in my bedroom for a week. I had the last laugh though - he had to clean up all the piss and shit. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Dad - Tagged dad , naughty , piss , shit - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months ago
| My daughter's been really well behaved today after I made her sit on the naughty step yesterday. Admittedly it was the top step of a twenty foot ladder. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Daughter - Tagged daughter , naughty , naughty step - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months ago
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