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The US and British Navy were recently on manoeuvres in the Persian gulf. The communications officer on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise sent a radio message to the British carrier HMS Illustrious: "And how's the second biggest Navy in the world today then?"
To which the Illustrious officer responded: "Fine. How's the second best?"

The USS Enterprise did not reply.
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Joke by muttley, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged usa , uk , navy , best  - Current Score: 43 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago

Remember those 15 soldiers captured for straying into Iranian waters who then sold their story?

14 men, 1 woman.

Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the fucking map does it?
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Joke by Mrwolf, in Celebrity and news events > News Flash - Tagged men , women , sexism , iran , navy , map reading  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

The US and British Navy were recently on manoeuvres in the Persian gulf. The communications officer on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise sent a radio message to the British carrier HMS Illustrious - " And how's the 2nd biggest Navy in the world today then??"
To which the Illustrious officer responded - " Fine. How's the 2nd best ??"

The USS Enterprise did not reply.
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Joke by muttley, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged navy , twat  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago

What do you call a ship full of gays?

The navy.
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Joke by andino, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , ships , navy  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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