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| Unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger could never be president of America because he is not American. Well... We all know what happened last time an Austrian took over a foreign country... |    |
Joke by Bean, in Celebrity and news events > Arnold Schwarzenegger - Tagged arnold schwarzenegger , austrian , nazi , hitler , american - Current Score: 161 - Added: 2 months ago
| My grandad had the time of his life in the war; He dressed up as a German and shot all the people he didn't like. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged war , grandad , german , nazi , nazis , ww2 - Current Score: 157 - Added: 2 months ago
| I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion... | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Religion and racism > Nazis - Tagged nazi , camp , tower , promotion - Current Score: 145 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A dummies' guide to 21st century PC-speak: "Equal Opportunities Employer": We don't hire white males. "Multiculturalism": Ethnic cleansing of the indigenous population. "Islamic Extremists": Muslims. "Tolerance": Bend over and take it whitey... "Pride": Pride in one's self, one's background and one's culture. This is a good thing unless you're white, in which case your an evil, racist nazi. "Nazi": Anything further right-wing than David Cameron. | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Jokes with no home > Political Correctness - Tagged political correctness , racism , ethnic cleansing , nazi , islam , hypocrites - Current Score: 125 - Added: 3 months ago
| What did the Nazis get after they installed tanning beds in Auschwitz? Concentrated orange Jews. | |
Joke by Hash, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , nazi , colour , hooray a sick joke!!!! - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year ago
| Excerpt from a week of the diary of Anne Frank: June 14th 1943: Hid June 15th 1943: Hid June 16th 1943: Hid June 17th 1943: Hid June 18th 1943: Hid June 19th 1943: Hid June 20th 1943: Hid . . . August 1st 1944: Bugger! | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Religion and racism > Anne Frank - Tagged ann frank , nazi , concentration camp , jew , bugger , himmler , diary , hiding , dutch girl , war - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| 25 million jews murdered between 1933 and 1945. Carlsberg don't do holocausts... | |
Joke by roandy, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged carlsberg , jews , nazi , holocaust , advertising - Current Score: 77 - Added: 8 months ago
| What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew? A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower. | |
Joke by marcusa458, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jew , nazi , hitler , jewish , religion , germany , shower , soap - Current Score: 67 - Added: 8 months ago
| I just got thrown out of Fathers 4 Justice. Superman and Batman have told me that Super Nazi is not a real action hero. | |
Joke by ramalam, in Celebrity and news events > Fathers For Justice - Tagged farthers , justice , superman , batman , nazi , hero - Current Score: 51 - Added: 6 months ago
| What baffles me about America, and Hollywood in particular, is their "history" films. Rambo seems keen to make it clear that America actually won the Vietnam war. World War Two "Epics" like Saving Private Ryan seem to imply that the Americans were the only force opposing Germany. Then we get toss like "U-571." In reality, this was a British success that changed the course of the war, leading to the end of the Nazi regime and saving millions of lives. The Hollywood version decides that no, it wasn't the British, it was fucking Jon Bon Jovi. We need to start seeing movies like this for what they are- fairy tales and fantasies to make Americans feel good about themselves. Anyway, fuck it, I'm looking forward to a run of "Iraq War History Movies" in a few years. No doubt it will turn out that the British weren't even there, or if there were they would be nasty upper class baddies. | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged iraq , bon jovi , british , america , americans , hollywood , movies , films , saving private ryan , nazi , cinema , standup style joke , u571 - Current Score: 49 - Added: 7 months ago
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