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My grandad had the time of his life in the war;

He dressed up as a German and shot all the people he didn't like.
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged war , grandad , german , nazi , nazis , ww2  - Current Score: 153 - Added: 2 weeks ago

'There is safety in numbers'

Unless there are 6,000,000 of you.

And you are all Jews.
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Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged safety , numbers , holocaust , nazis  - Current Score: 97 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago

Two nazi snipers are chatting when they spot a jew and a nigger walking together down the street.
The first one asks : "Which one do we kill first ?"
To which the other one responds : "The jew first obviously, work comes before leisure " !
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Nazis - Tagged nazis , jews , niggers , war  - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year ago

Why did the old Jew give half the proceeds of his 2 million quid lottery win to the Nazi party?

Because they tattooed the winning numbers on his forearm.
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Joke by ShirtLifter, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged lottery , jews , nazis  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago

Why did the French line the Champ-Elysees with trees?

So the Nazi's could march in the shade.
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Joke by irodeo, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged nazis , march , ww2 , france  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago

Out of all the things Germany has done there is only one thing I cannot forgive.

How could they fall for his charms? When it is so obvious the man symbolises everything evil in the world.

I fucking hate David Hasselhoff
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Joke by Haynz, in Religion and racism > Germany - Tagged germany , nazis , hitler , killing jews , david fucking hasselhoff  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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