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| I held my wife until she died... I guess my hands were too tight round her neck. |    |
Joke by flip master3, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , neck , death - Current Score: 77 - Added: 7 months ago
| I broke my wife's neck during a row. She's never looked back since. | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > broken bones - Tagged broke , wife , neck - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 months ago
| A giraffe sees a frog and says, "Hey, you've got no neck!" The frog says, "What the fuck would I need a neck like yours for?" The giraffe says, "With a neck like mine you can enjoy life to the full. When I eat something, it takes so long to go down and I can enjoy it all the way. When I drink fresh water I can feel it going from my lips to my stomach for ages. It adds a bit of extra quality to my life." The frog says, "You've obviously never been fucking sick!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged frog , giraffe , neck - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 week ago
| I went to Bridgend market today. Got some bargain shirts. They're a bit tight round the neck, but they hang well. | |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged market , shirt , hang , neck - Current Score: 9 - Added: 11 months ago
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