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| So this woman wakes up one morning with an itch down below. "Oh Christ!" she thinks, "must be thrush again, I'd better go see the GP." So she goes to the GP and he gives her an exam. "Well, it definitely isn't thrush." "So what is it then?" "You have maggots." "Oh, I'll bet it's my boyfriend fucking around again, I'll kill him! Probably that hot new blonde in his office!" "Calm down love, I sincerely doubt that you caught these from your boyfriend, even if he has had an affair at work. What's he do, anyway?" "He's a coroner." |    |
Joke by RedstarChimera, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged clap , cheating , maggots , necro - Current Score: 34 - Added: 6 months ago
| Three necrophiliacs get together in a pub to swap stories. They start talking about the optimal time for penetrating the corpse. The first necrophiliac says he prefers to shaft the dead body moments after death. The other two disagree, saying that with the body warm, there is not much point even calling the act necrophilia. The second guys says he likes to wait around 3 days after death before doing the dirty. Rigamortis has set in, and it's always good to get stiff with a proper stiff. The third guy smiles and says he prefers to wait around 3 months. The other two look confused and ask him why. He simply replies - "That way, I can penetrate the body anywhere I want". | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged necro , dead body , shag , fuck , penetrate - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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