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| If you were a necrophiliac paedophile that was into bestiality, would you fuck omelettes? |    |
Joke by Inaudible-Whisper, in Sex and shit > Food - Tagged necrophiliac , paedophile , beastiality , sex , sick , fuck , omelette , jimmy carr - Current Score: 194 - Added: 2 months ago
| I've met this incredible woman at work. She's a little on the quiet side but there's this wonderfully spiritual aura about her. Being inside her brings me closer to God. The morgue officials threatened to fire me but I think they're just jealous. | |
Joke by specialv, in Illness and mortality > Necrophilia - Tagged morgue , necrophiliac , jesus freak - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 months ago
| 4 men are in a prison cell, an animal lover, a sadist, a necrophiliac and a masochist. Animal lover: 'I wish there was a cat in this cell so I could have a right good fuck' Sadist: 'yeah, then I could torture and kill it' Necrophiliac: 'fantastic! Once you've killed it, I could fuck it in all the positions' masochist: 'Miaow!' | |
Joke by althekid1691, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged prison , cat gay , beastiality , sadist , sex , fuck , necrophiliac - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| My mate's a Welsh necrophiliac. I know he's a necrophiliac cos I caught him shagging my jumper. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged welsh , necrophiliac , jumper , sheep , sheep shagging - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months ago
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