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| The University Professor was talking his class through 'double negatives'. He started by explaining that NOT NOT was a double negative and therefore had a positive outcome. "In every language a double negative will have a positive meaning, however there is no language in the world where a double positive has a negative meaning." Just then a voice from the back of the lecture hall was heard to mutter, "Yeah, Right!!" |    |
Joke by milo123, in Jokes with no home > English Language - Tagged double , negative , yeah , right , meaning , lecture - Current Score: 161 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| What's the difference between a battery and a chav? A battery has a positive side. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , battery , positive , negative , side , good , bad - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I was speaking to an American in the pub the other week and he was a bit worried because his boss was going to make him take an IQ test. Anyway, I saw him last night and asked him how he had got on. He replied, 'great I think, my results said I tested negative'. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , iq , boss , negative , tested - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| What do you call a black man with white hair and beard? A negative. | |
Joke by oldboys, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged negative , black , white beard - Current Score: 6 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
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