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| A few years ago I phoned Childline. "Have you suffered child abuse?" the woman asked. "Yes," I said, "many times." The woman then asked, "how were you abused, my love?" I replied, "every time I try to touch my seven year old neice, she spits at me and kicks me in the bollocks." |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophile , childline , neice - Current Score: 77 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the difference between my 15 year old neice, and tottenham hotspur? Tottenham will go down without me having to force them.. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged neice - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months ago
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