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| Osama Bin Laden is fed up with hiding in caves. He's contacted a public relations agency who promised him that, in return for spending a few years in jail, all his fucked-up terrorism will be forgiven, he'll be made a world hero, given his own country to rule, which will be populated by the people he once killed, and he can steal all of their hard-earned possessions. Well, it worked for Nelson Mandela. |    |
Joke by julian999, in Religion and racism > Taliban - Tagged osama , mandela , nelson , terrorist - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| A bloke bought a new Lexus and returned the next day complaining that the radio didn't work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. He drove away happy and, for the next few days, every time he'd say,"Beethoven", he'd get beautiful classical music, if he said, "Beatles!" he'd get one of their massive hits.... and so on. He was so pleased and impressed with his car. One day, a carload of teenagers ran a red light and nearly creamed his new car, but he swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" he yelled..... and The French National Anthem began to play. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged radio , voice activated , nelson , anthem - Current Score: 30 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| What was the last thing Nelson said to his men before they got on the boat? Get on the boat! | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged nelson , shit , boat - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year ago
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