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I went to see "Madagascar 2" with my young nephew.

Afterwards he asked me, "Uncle, is this film true? Is Africa really full of all these dumb creatures that all look identical and just laze around all day?"

"Yes it is, Billy," I replied. "We call them niggers."
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Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , black , africa , madagascar 2 , nephew  - Current Score: 244 - Added: 1 week ago

I hit my nephew yesterday....


My sister was absolutely hysterical..

but then I was in an Audi and he was playing in the driveway.....
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Joke by rs79, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged nephew , sister , little kid , driveway  - Current Score: 50 - Added: 6 months ago

I hurt my back today..
I was playing piggy back with my 6 year old nephew, and I fell off.
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Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged back , nephew  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 7 months ago

I played a game of blow-football with my nephew yesterday.

Sadly he had an asthma attack half way through.

Still... 10-0!
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Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > asthma - Tagged blow , football , nephew  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

What is the difference between my nephew and my Snes?

I stopped playing with my Snes years ago
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Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged nephew , gaming , incest , paedophilia  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months ago

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