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| I get very nervous after sex, as I normally have the police after me. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , police , sex , nervous , famous , rapist - Current Score: 293 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago
| Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face." | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Sex and shit > Erections - Tagged nervous , erection , duct tape - Current Score: 131 - Added: 1 year ago
| Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them going to the toilet. Bob says, "I think she's nice." Bob's mate: "well, nip over and give her the patter." Bob: "the patter?" Bob's mate: "aye, the patter." Bob: "I don't know any patter, I've never found it easy to talk to girls." "For crying out loud," says Bob's Mate, "it's easy - all you have to say is, 'hello' and she will say, 'hello.' Then say, 'it's a nice day, isn't it?'" Then she will say, "Yes it is" Then you say, "but not half as nice as you!" Then she will say, "Oh thank you." Then the patter will just flow." Bob's Mate says, "look there she coming back out of the toilet, go and give it a go." So, nervously, off he goes, re-running the patter in his head. He walks up and says, "Hello." She says, "Hello." He says, "It's a nice day, isn't it?" She says, "Yes it is." He says, "but not half as nice as you." She says, "Oh thank you." Few seconds of uneasy silence.............................. Then he says........................................ "Been for a shit, then?" | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Chat Line - Tagged work , office , nervous , shy , shit , girl - Current Score: 46 - Added: 9 months ago
| I get very nervous on a first date, which is strange as they are the only kind I have. | |
Joke by tw2361, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged first date , nervous - Current Score: 8 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago
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