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| Two Irish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute." |    |
Joke by knuffles, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , banana , train , idiot , warsaw , vendor , sell , bananas , never , seen , before , bought , peeled , bit , tunnel , dark , blind - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Husband: "Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?" Wife: "I would but you're never there." | |
Joke by Bazza2103, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged orgasm , never , wife , husband - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month ago
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