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The year is 2222, and a human couple are taking their first trip to Mars. While there, they meet two Martians and the four of them get talking. They discuss the differences between Earth and Martian politics, technology, society - until finally the conversation turns to sex. "Just how do you Martians do it?" asks the woman. "Pretty much the way you do," respond the Martian couple. After a few drinks, the four of them decide to try out a wife swap and check into a Martian motel. The human woman and the Martian male disappear into the first available room, and he strips instantly to reveal his teeny, weenie willy, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," sighs the woman. "It's just not long enough." "No problem," bleeps the Martian, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his willy grows another inch, until it's really quite impressive. "That's definitely an improvement," says the woman, "but it's still pretty narrow..." Immediately, the Martian starts pulling his ears. With each tug, his willy widens until he measures up nicely. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "that's the biggest I've seen". And they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love. The next day the couples meet up with their partners and go their separate ways. "How was it for you?" the man asks his wife. "I hate to say it," she replies, "but it was pretty mind-blowing. How about you?" "Horrible," he replies. "She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged alien , newlyweds , sex , wifeswap - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "my God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "my picture?" He answers, "yes, my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "so I can get it enlarged!" | |
Joke by ACyberVortex, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged newlyweds , photograph , enlarged - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months ago
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