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I was walking down the shops to get a newspaper this morning with my young son when he suddenly said, "race down the shops, dad!"

I said, "Pakistanis usually, son."
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , shops , newsagent , son  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months ago

Just went down the newsagent's and bought Tottenham Hotspur Magazine.

Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in!
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged tottenham , tottenham hotspur , porn , newsagent  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago

I go down the newsagents every Saturday for a lucky dip...well it's a lucky dip since porn mags came in grey plastic covers.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged pornography , porn mags , newsagent , lucky dip  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 3 months ago

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