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A man walked over to a kid playing with a huge lizard and asked if he could see it. After fiddling around with it for a few moments, he asked what its name was. The kid replied with Tiny. "How on earth did you ever get a name like that for such a huge creature?" the man asked in awe. The kid replied with "Because hes my newt!"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kdivers, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged animals , clean , newt  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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