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| The girl next door has a life-threatening condition. She is fancied by me. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged girl , next , door , threatening , life , fancied - Current Score: 179 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| West Midlands Police are on the look out for a cross-eyed burglar. They have stated, "If you see him peering in your front window, please warn the people next door." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Burglar - Tagged cross , eyed , burglar , warn , next , door , maybe two ronnies - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 month, 5 days ago
| What does the label in an Essex Girls knickers say? NEXT! | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged knickers , next , label - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I am in the process of taking my local branch of Next to court for misleading it's customers. I mean, why put up signs saying 'Womenswear' and then get upset when you call the assistants 'stuck-up cunts'? | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged womenswear , next , sign , stuck up cunts - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
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