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| What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair? Shipman actually did something about the NHS waiting lists. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Harold Shipman - Tagged harold shipman , serial killers , nhs , tony blair , harold , shipman , tony , blair , waiting , list , lists - Current Score: 156 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| News reports today tell that British hospitals are "plagued by vermin and pests". Well, if we didn't give them asylum in the first place... | |
Joke by tgs, in Celebrity and news events > NHS - Tagged nhs , hospital , vermin , pest , asylum seekers - Current Score: 155 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A posh lady board member is being shown around her new hospital by the Matron. In the first room in the ward, she sees a patient furiously wanking in bed. "Good Grief!" She exclaims, "That's disgusting! Why is that man wanking in bed?" "Well," the matron explains, "that man has a rare disease which causes him to make too much semen. If he doesn't relieve himself five times a day, his testicles will explode!" "Oh I see. That poor man," says the lady. Moving on to the second room, they look in to see a patient being given a blow job by a nurse. Shocked, the lady says "This is terrible, what's your explanation for this?" "He's got the same condition as the first man," replies the matron, "but he's with BUPA." | |
Joke by maddog2840, in Sex and shit > nurses - Tagged nhc , hmo , nhs , bupa - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| The NHS has announced that all sperm banks in Manchester and West London will close for the next 7 days as all the wankers will be in Moscow. | |
Joke by dandan, in Celebrity and news events > Champions League Final - Tagged nhs , sperm , bank , manchester , west london , wankers , moscow , champions league , final - Current Score: 56 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| "Goody immediately flew back to the U.K. to start treatment, and admits medics told her that without emergency surgery, she would only have months to live." If only she'd have been on the fuckin' NHS! | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Illness and mortality > NHS - Tagged jade goody , private , nhs - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 week ago
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