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| I was in the pub last night and I took advantage of a young girl. When she went to the toilet, I nicked her chair. |    |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged girl , advantage , nicked , toilet - Current Score: 255 - Added: 2 months, 1 day ago
| I had these two blokes knock on my door today so I kept them talking while my Girlfriend nicked their wallets. Lets see if fucking Jehovah witnessed that. | |
Joke by Baldlice, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged girlfriend , nicked , jehovahs witness - Current Score: 111 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
| To all Sun-reading Sicki viewers: Would you kindly stop nicking all our jokes and sending them in as your own? Cheers. Same to The Star. Same to all 118 118 staff. | |
Joke by Exu, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged news , jokes , stolen , stealing , laugh , theft , nicked , taken - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 days ago
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