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I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black peopleI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by dobbsey, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged racism , crime , blacks , black , nigger , paki  - Current Score: 2721 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
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Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , thief , big cock , black , racist  - Current Score: 1827 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."

I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."
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Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , nigger , racism  - Current Score: 1024 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

"Hey, English, 9/11 is in SEPTEMBER.
Happy remembrance day on winning that war though, when it comes to shooting, we generally hit what we're aiming at, screams of pain sound so much better with a British accent"

i read this reply to a joke by what i can only suppose is the lurching atrosity which americans have become.

1- "hey english" right, this really confuses me, don't you speak english aswell. english is a language, surely you mean british? or does Britain go past your over-strechted intellect?

2-"generally hit what we're aiming at" now that actually made me laugh, what is "generally" 51% hit ratio? and for fuck sake you started a war on the completly wrong country, america could not have missed the point more unless it decided to declare war on the moon, and besides, with all that lard you individually carry it's hard not to miss anyway

3-"screams of pain sound so much better with a British accent" im guessing you have alot of experience raping young boys?

4-you have a black president
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Joke by PANTERA6, in Jokes with no home > 9/11 - Tagged americans are shit , nigger , grudgebearing foreigners , gary glitter fingered my arse  - Current Score: 657 - Added: 3 weeks ago

Why are niggers' teeth so white ?

So you know where to aim your punch when you're about to get mugged at night
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Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , teeth , punch  - Current Score: 355 - Added: 6 months, 3 days ago

Did you hear about the 9 year old African boy?

He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged africa , death , mid life crisis , black , blacks , nigger , niggers  - Current Score: 293 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago

The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic  - Current Score: 276 - Added: 7 months, 21 days ago

What do black men do after sex?

15 years to life.
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Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , sex , rape  - Current Score: 266 - Added: 10 months, 22 days ago

What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?

White begins, "Once upon a time"; black begins, "Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , white , fairytale , racist , motherfucker , shit , time , nigger , negro , blacks  - Current Score: 263 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago

I'm not giving money to help the fucking africans anymore,

Kind hearted Burnley fans made a donation, and the ungrateful nigger threw it back at them.
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Joke by geemack, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged charity , africans , donation , nigger , didier drogba  - Current Score: 251 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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