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I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black peopleI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by dobbsey, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged racism , crime , blacks , black , nigger , paki  - Current Score: 2943 - Added: 8 months ago

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
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Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , thief , big cock , black , racist  - Current Score: 1946 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

So black ice is more dangerous and more likely to cause us harm than normal ice...

Surprise Surprise.
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Joke by ToeKnee, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged black , ice , harm , racism , niggers , nigger  - Current Score: 1189 - Added: 4 weeks ago

The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."

I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."
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Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , nigger , racism  - Current Score: 1122 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

"Hey, English, 9/11 is in SEPTEMBER.
Happy remembrance day on winning that war though, when it comes to shooting, we generally hit what we're aiming at, screams of pain sound so much better with a British accent"

i read this reply to a joke by what i can only suppose is the lurching atrosity which americans have become.

1- "hey english" right, this really confuses me, don't you speak english aswell. english is a language, surely you mean british? or does Britain go past your over-strechted intellect?

2-"generally hit what we're aiming at" now that actually made me laugh, what is "generally" 51% hit ratio? and for fuck sake you started a war on the completly wrong country, america could not have missed the point more unless it decided to declare war on the moon!

3-"screams of pain sound so much better with a British accent" im guessing you have alot of experience raping young boys?

4-you have a black president
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Joke by PANTERA6, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged americans are shit , nigger , grudgebearing foreigners , gary glitter fingered my arse  - Current Score: 686 - Added: 2 months ago

Why are niggers' teeth so white?

So you know where to aim your punch when you're about to get mugged at night.
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Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , teeth , punch  - Current Score: 360 - Added: 8 months ago

Did you hear about the 9 year old African boy?

He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged africa , death , mid life crisis , black , blacks , nigger , niggers  - Current Score: 313 - Added: 7 months ago

The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic  - Current Score: 309 - Added: 9 months ago

What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?

White begins, "Once upon a time"; black begins, "Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , white , fairytale , racist , motherfucker , shit , time , nigger , negro , blacks  - Current Score: 289 - Added: 10 months ago

What do black men do after sex?

15 years to life.
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Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , sex , rape  - Current Score: 286 - Added: 1 year ago

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