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| Pulled this girl in a nightclub last night... She walked straight back out. |    |
Joke by uberspeed, in Sex and shit > pulling - Tagged nightclub , pulling - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 week ago
| Spice up your sex life by telling your wife to wear lots of lipstick and wash her mouth out with vodka. Then you can pretend you're shagging some old slapper you've just picked up in a nightclub. | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged nightclub , slapper , vodka , lipstick , spice , sex - Current Score: 46 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| I pulled a girl at a nightclub and she took me back to her place. I was really drunk but I still managed to fuck her. While we were fucking I said to her, "you've got no tits but your fanny is so tight." She said, "get off of my fucking back." | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged girl , pulled , nightclub , drunk , fucking , tits , tight , fanny - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| In the news this week: the Jersey nightclub that's banned fat girls. How the fuck am I gonna get laid now. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged news , jersey , nightclub , girls , laid - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months ago
| What did I get last time I tried my luck with a girl in a nightclub? Nine months and my name on a register. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged prison , 9 months , girl , nightclub , pregnancy , birth , child - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| These idiots who hang around the gents toilets at nightclubs expecting you to give them a quid just for passing you a towel and letting you have a squirt of aftershave? What's that all about? Now, come in the toilet cubicle with me and wipe my arse and I might think about giving you 50p, y'hear? | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Toilet - Tagged toilet , nightclub - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| On Saturday nights I sit outside our local nightclub and pretend to be a taxi. Nobody does the "vroom vroom" noises as good as me! | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Job - Tagged job , cab , taxi , nightclub - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I've just had a quick sex session with this girl I picked up in the nightclub. I lasted about two minutes then rolled off. Somewhat disappointed, she said, "Hey, I want you to finish me off." I've not decided what to do with her body yet. | |
Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged murder , murdered , sex , nightclub - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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