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What's brown and runny?

Kelly Holmes
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Joke by Brad, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged linford christie , sport , nignogs  - Current Score: 148 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

I was mowing the grass at my local church last weekend to help out our ageing vicar. About halfway round a blackbird landed right in front of my mower, and before I knew what was happening blood was spraying everywhere.... including all over me!

I went to tell the vicar what had happened, and apologised for not being able to finish the job, as I had to go to the hospital for an AIDS test.

"What do you mean?" he said? "Black birds don't carry AIDS!"

"This one does" says I, "She's Nigerian and was trying to steal the lead off the church roof when she fell off".
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Joke by ItchyAnus, in Illness and mortality > AIDS - Tagged nignogs , aids , vicar , church  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months ago

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