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| What does the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make blacks run faster. |    |
Joke by slider1874, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged kkk , blacks , nike - Current Score: 46 - Added: 8 months ago
| Nike are now making trainers for lesbians called "Nikes For dykes". You get 50% more tongue and you can get them off with just one finger. | |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged nike , trainers , dykes - Current Score: 32 - Added: 9 months ago
| How do you make a nigger wear a condom? Put a nike logo on it. | |
Joke by BMXrider, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , nike - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I was involved in a road accident the other day. The police interviewed me afterwards, they asked me what gear I was in at the moment of impact. I told them I was in armani jeans and a nike jumper. | |
Joke by DDJ, in Jokes with no home > Car - Tagged gear , clothes , nike , armani , car - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months ago
| This bird pulls a hot bloke in a club and takes him home. The filthy wench starts undressing him and as she takes off his shirt she sees he is covered in various tattoos. On his back is a tattoo of the Nike symbol, on his chest is an Umbro logo and on his arms are Yves saint Laurent logos. She pushes him onto the bed and removes his trousers and down one leg is Kangol logo and down the other leg Kappa logo. She then removes his boxer shorts and freaks out, tattooed on his member is AIDS. "What the hell is that?" she screams. "Oh when my cock is erect it reads ADIDAS love!" | |
Joke by taziker, in Sex and shit > Erections - Tagged adidas , cock , nike , umbro - Current Score: 0 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| how do ya make a chav wear a condom? put a nike logo on it | |
Joke by ciarankav, in Sex and shit > Cock - Tagged chav , condom , nike - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months ago
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