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| What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? It's Braille for "suck here". |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > nipple - Tagged nipple , suck , big tits - Current Score: 145 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Give it a nipple. | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged fat , nipple , tits - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I was on the tube this morning sat next to a woman with a baby. She said, "Do you mind if I breast feed?" I said, "No, but don't suck my nipple too hard". | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Breast Feeding - Tagged breast feeding , tube , baby , nipple , suck , breast , feed - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| Bloke wants his 80yr old wife dead, he asked a hitman how he would do it. He says "I'd shoot her below the left nipple." Bloke says "I want her dead - not fuckin' kneecapped!" | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged nipple , dead , hitman - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?" She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil." | |
Joke by rhysisbob, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged tits , nipple , boil , bar , girl - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| 2 nipple rings walk into a bar and ask for a beer. The barman says, "I can't serve you." The nipple rings ask, "why not?" The barman says, "well, look at ya, you're off your tits." | |
Joke by Archibald, in Sex and shit > Nipple - Tagged nipple , ring , barman , bar , pub , tits , tit - Current Score: 1 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
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