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| "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister, Shirley." "So?" the friend replied. "So, she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister Shirley!" |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , sister , liar , sex , no - Current Score: 107 - Added: 10 months, 6 days ago
| I'm actually what's known as a "RetroSexual". I haven't had a shag since the 90's. | |
| A pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise: "Two months ago my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his Scrotum was smashed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know If they could help him." She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate Operation. "They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." The men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably. She continued, "now Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say that, with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to say. A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, "good morning, I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife ONCE AGAIN that the word is STERNUM." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged scrotum , wife , operation , paster , no - Current Score: 52 - Added: 9 months, 25 days ago
| What's big and makes babies cry? My cock. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Babies - Tagged no , shit - Current Score: 37 - Added: 9 months, 18 days ago
| There is no 'I' in gang rape. | |
Joke by dankata, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , gang rape , i , no - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 week ago
| The youth of today! Saying "NO" to drugs. Where are their manners? When I was young, I would have said "no, THANK YOU." | |
Joke by charlieeee, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged say , no , drugs , manners , viz , viz top tips - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
| Just saying 'No' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day!' cures chronic depression. | |
Joke by dandan, in Illness and mortality > Depressed - Tagged no , pregnancy , have a nice day , chronic , depression - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Panties - Tagged pickpockets , sex , all , no - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 months ago
| The other night I found an excellent method of oral contraception. I asked a girl if she wanted to have sex with me and she said "no". | |
Joke by DDJ, in Sex and shit > Contraception - Tagged no , girl , contraception , oral - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
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