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| According to a TV commentator today, there is "Nothing more painful than going out of Wimbledon live on TV." That's an absurd exaggeration- what about a paper cut on the bell end? |    |
Joke by antibagdave, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged bell end , cock , paper cut , penis , wimbledon , nob , winky , tennis , pain , painful - Current Score: 148 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago
| I woke up this morning and my nob was really red. I shagged a fat bird last night and I think it's embarrassed. | |
Joke by NapalmRoger, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , nob , red , fat bird - Current Score: 146 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I'm gonna get a joke tattooed on my nob so I can convince myself women are laughing at the joke. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Nob - Tagged nob - Current Score: 138 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago
| I got a right goer back to my place last night... She saw my nob and said, "right, I'm going." | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Nob - Tagged sex , on the pull , nob - Current Score: 82 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. | |
| I phoned up the clinic the other day to enquire about circumcision.....I got cut off. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged clinic , circumcision , nob - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months ago
| My sister's going out with a German guy called Helmut. He's a bit of a nob. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged germans , sister , nob - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
| What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine. | |
Joke by RossMcG, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged sperm , semen , penis , nob , cock , dick - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Young woman goes to her mum and says "you know how I'm getting married next week mum? Well I want to ask a question or two about men's 'bits' so I don't look silly on my wedding night". Her mum says "ask me anything my dear...". "well", the young girl says, "what do men call that bell-shaped thing on the end of their willys"? "Ah", says mum, "they call THAT the knob"!! "Oh..." says the young woman, "well, 22 inches back from the tip of the 'knob' are these two round hairy things.....what are they"? Her mum looks at her daughter carefully and says.."HOW FUCKING FAR"??? "22 inches" the daughter replies to which her mum says "well, I hope for YOUR sake they're the cheeks of his arse"!!!! | |
Joke by lopitin, in Sex and shit > Brides - Tagged nob , ass - Current Score: 10 - Added: 8 months, 29 days ago
| I tried phone sex once,but the holes in the dialer were too small. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Phone Sex - Tagged dialer , phone , nob , sex - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
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