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| Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a paedophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet? |    |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged nonce , paedophile , house of bleary - Current Score: 1170 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a little frog sitting by a tree. "My Lord," he said, picking it up: "You're the saddest, most forlorn-looking frog I've ever seen. I only wish you could speak, so that you might tell me your troubles." The frog replied, "Actually, I can. You see, I was once a choirboy in this very parish. One day I offended a passing Gypsy, and she put a curse on me that turned me into a talking frog." "Incredible!" said Father O'Malley. "Is there anything I might do to help you?" "Actually yes, there is. The Gypsy said that if I can find somebody to take me home and let me sleep in their bed, the curse will be lifted and I'll be back to normal." "Well," said Father O'Malley, "the good Lord teaches us to be charitable. I think I can manage that." So Father O'Malley picked up the little frog and put it in his pocket. That night he placed it gently on the pillow beside him and drifted off into a long, dreamy sleep. When he awoke the next morning, the frog had turned back into a choirboy, just as it had said it would. And that, Your Honour, is the case for the defence... | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged priest , paedo , religion , nonce , sex , frogs , faggot , homo , queer , bummer , yeahimtalkingtoyouasshole - Current Score: 502 - Added: 11 months ago
| Kids have got it easy today. When I was a lad, we never heard of paedophiles, so we had to buy our own fucking sweets! | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sweets , kids , johnathan king , gary glitter , michael jackson , catholic priest , kiddy tickler , nonce , gerry mccan , cristopher biggins - Current Score: 370 - Added: 10 months ago
| Shannon Matthews has been found alive and unharmed. Thank goodness she was too ugly to molest. | |
Joke by monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , nonce , ugly - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| R Kelly: "If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed." Gary Glitter: "If she's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position." | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedo , nonce , r kelly , gary glitter , 8 ace - Current Score: 101 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| What did one nonce say to the other? I'll swap you two fives for a ten.. | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged nonce , paedo , kids - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Gary Glitter goes into a bar and orders a pint of John Smiths. The barman says, "Sorry, sir, I'm afraid I can't serve you that." Gary Glitter asks, "Why?" The barman replies, "Because it's a no nonces bitter." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , nonce , john smiths , pint - Current Score: 99 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Gary Glitter wants to be cremated when he dies and his ashes put in an Etch-a-Sketch, so the kids can still play with him. | |
Joke by hoofhearted, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged paedophile , nonce , kids - Current Score: 54 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| Why doesn't Michael Jackson win a race?? He likes to cum in a little behind | |
Joke by leishy93, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged michael jackson , paedophilia , black , nonce , ian pearce - Current Score: 46 - Added: 7 months ago
| A Welshman goes to the livestock auctions, and says, "I'd like to bid for a female sheep, please." The auctioneer says, "Certainly. Are you looking for a ewe, or a lamb?" The Welshman says, "A ewe, of course! What do you think I am, some kind of a nonce?" | |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged i vwelsh , sheep , nonce , paedo , the peter tobin fan club - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
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