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I met this bird at a club the other night. After several vodkas, I said to her, "Would you like to sit on my face?"
And she said, "Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Bird - Tagged bird , nose , vodka , face , dick , mike reid  - Current Score: 205 - Added: 1 week ago

Have you heard about Bob the brown nosed reindeer? He's right behind Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. He can run as fast, but can't stop as fast.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged rudolph , reindeer , red , bob , brown , nose , xmas , christmas  - Current Score: 176 - Added: 1 week ago

What does a Jew with an erection get when he runs into a wall?

A broken nose.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by schlong69, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , jews , jewish , erection , nose  - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

What is Daniella Westbrook's favourite sex position?

Fuck Nose.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by murchie, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged celebrity , daniella westbrook , westbrook , daniella , cocaine , nose , sex , sex position  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago

A nigger is picking his nose when his mum says "Winston, stop doing that!"

Winston replies, "But all the white kids do it."

"I know," says his Mum, "But not with a fucking spoon!"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Rexton, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged racist , black , boy , kid , child , nose , big , pick , picking , spoon , white , mum , mother  - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Why are Jews noses so big?

Because air is free!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kdivers, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , nose , air  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

How do you break a blonde's nose?
Take your underwear off and lay down under a glass table.




sorted		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tmshq, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , blow job , nose  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mrwolf, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged jakson , jacko , nose  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

You know women don't enjoy being lied to.... unless it's Pinocchio's girlfriend and she is sat on his face.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged pinocchio , girlfriend , lieing , nose  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 months, 3 days ago

What is the definition of embarrassment?

Running in to a wall with an erection and breaking your nose first		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > definition - Tagged nose , erection  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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